Tis the season to be jolly, and no not Christmas ‘cos that’s just friggin depressing, I mean spring/summer you deluded fool. Ok so that’s two seasons but then again counting was outlawed ages ago wasn’t it? Just like Brittany Spears outrageous yodelling and Dr. Peppers licence to perform surgery. However as students are aware come sunshine comes exams so we get taken away and taken hostage in a shady chamber to write meaningless words on paper in the remote hope that some of those expressions correspond to a covert mark scheme.
Do not despair all hope is not lost. In these extreme times there is one saviour. His name is not Jebus or the big guy himself but merely just the holy water spiked with the venomous alcohol… sweet sweet beer… and we all know the best art is drunken art